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" The information age has done more to expand human consciousness than LSD ever could" I wish I'd have said that but it was really Dr. Timothy Leary, LSD Guru of the 1960's, and a 'tour-friend' of mine. If you're a Dead Head you know what I mean. But let's delve into that statement for a minute. Our awareness expands in direct relation to how fast we recieve and process information. In the real old days you were lucky if the local shaman popped by once every ten years. He'd create a teaching an... Read More
THE ST. PATTY'S DAY DEBACLE I blasted out the door on St. Patty's day to look for fun and maybe pick up on some of that 'Luck of the Irish', being part Irish I figured I was a 'shoe-in'. So much for thinking. Cruising the Ave. I ran into my first bit of 'luck'. This poor kid,who obviously just turned 21 was staggering down the street,spilling his green beer and screaming " Kiss me I'm Irish!" Which became quite funny when he got his lips stuck on a light pole. Screaming bloody murder at... Read More
Recently scientists have put forth the idea that Dinosaurs caused their own extinction because they created their own oversupply of greenhouse gases,via their giant anuses. I had to get to the bottom of this so I knew it was time for my old friend San Pedro to pop by. San got busy making tea nad i studied up on dinosaurs. After about 6 hours the tea was ready and so was I. Chugging down about a gallon of tea,I was ready for a 65 million year journey. After 20 minutes of technicolor vomitting, t... Read More
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